Charming Pet Jeff E. Coli Toy for Dogs

Starting at: $14.49

Lead free

No msg

Range free

Raging hormones

Boneless

Hand painted, poly- filled latex dog toy.

Meet our surfin’ chicken-dude Jeff E. Coli, beloved off-spring of the flatulent show-stepping union of Henrietta and Earl, your favorite burlesque beauty and gas-passing gig-ster! Born ready to put the less-than-surftastic trailer parks of his childhood behind him, he was eager to hit the beaches with any waves he could get his long board on. So begins the story of our Jeff E. Coli! With a dog bone toy in his short’s pocket, mirror shades on his beady eyes, and a “chick – a – bow- wow- bunga dude” on his beak, he’s ready for some barnyard-busting, squawking-good, gnarly hanging- five fun!!!!

Warning

This toy is not indestructible, pet should be supervised when playing with toy. If toy becomes ripped or damaged, please discard immediately.

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